:: sow's ear 'spiderman' refund ::

i think refund has been bitten by a spider.

i was having my reunion dinner when my neighbour started shouting at us.

"hello! hello!"

i was thinking, "what the fuck?"

my brother went to check and found out at refund is on my roof! that silly dog!

i rushed upstairs and climbed out of the window. i called for him and squinted my eyes in the dark, trying to spot where that menace is. then this kid from another house popped is head out of the window and pointed at the roof of another house, 3 doors away.

i shouted for refund to come back. luckily he did. he was grinning ear to ear, wagging his tail and trotted back to where i was standing. i grabbed him and climbed back thru the window.

argh! luckily i was calm. mag would have called the fire brigade if she was around.

and then it happened again. i went down to the fridge a few hours after the incident to get an orange. when i was back, refund is not on the bed. he is not on the floor. i checked the toilet, nothing. i popped my head out of the window and peered around. there he is! enjoying his night walk. walking back and forth, having hell of a great time.

now i have to keep my windows closed even if i have to leave the room for 5 mins. dogs.